Since you didn't ask, here's a few things you might be interested to know.

1. I really do love my husband and kids. I say this not to start a blog post that's all sappy and shit, but to give a disclaimer that I should have given with my first post. You will likely question my feelings for my family from time to time as this blog goes along. They are my life, thus they are my target.


2. I love cereal. No really, I LOVE cereal. Preferably sugar cereal. That healthy crap doesn't count. Cookie Crisp, Lucky Charms, Captain Crunch with Crunch Berries, Frosted Flakes....I could go on forever. I eat it at least once a week for dinner and it is hands down the best late night snack. I typically keep one healthier cereal in the house and three or four sugar cereals.

3. I talk about poop...a lot. I'm not sure when bowels became my #1 topic of conversation, but I'm sure you will hear lots more about pooh as this blog continues. Everybody poops...just not everybody wants to talk about it.

4. I have no will power. No really, I have none. This pertains to just about everything. I can't bring myself to not do something when I want to do it. It's all I can think about. Especially if I'm told not to do it. From things like calling it a night before the beer is gone to say...not breaking into my packed lunch at work before lunchtime. I just can't do it.

5. My music taste can best be described as a gay Ice T. My Pandora channel is a mesh of pop music, show tunes and 90's Gangsta rap. I'd be embarrassed if I wasn't so busy singing along to 2 Short.