Thursday, May 17, 2012

A change will do you good.

My office is in the midst of a move. My oldest is graduating from pre-school and tonight we're attending a Kindergarten 101 class to meet his new teacher and see his classroom. My youngest is about to turn the big 02.

Makes me think maybe I should make a big change. I could color my hair a radical color. Maybe be a red head. I don't know if I'm the right kind of crazy to be a red head. Maybe go Platinum? My tits aren't perky enough to be a platinum blonde. I could chop a ton of hair off. Except I'm not a lesbian.

Hmmm. What to do. What to do.

Maybe I'll just poop in a public restroom today.

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