Friday, July 6, 2012

Stress Dream

I had a dream last night that I had a 4th kid.

Editors Note: I currently only have two kids so I don't know where my 3rd kid was in my dream. However, I have often said that if I had a third kid it is likely that I would forget him or her at the hospital as my negligence grows with each child.

So in this dream I had a 4th child. I couldn't remain at the hospital after I had the child because I had to run my current two children somewhere so the hubby stayed back with the child. The next morning I woke up and realized I didn't even know my new son's name. (Yes, I had a boy. Even in my dreams I can't make myself have a girl.) So I woke hubby up (still in my dream, not in reality) to find out what he named our child. He couldn't remember either, however we had paperwork from the hospital that contained this information so we flipped open the folder. Dylan Sullivan.

Hubby said he named him Dylan because Dylan McKay from 90210 always had good head of hair and he thought this would guarantee our new son would never go bald. I don't know where Sullivan came from and he didn't explain. I said I wasn't crazy about the name Dylan, but I liked Sullivan and thought we should call him Sully. Should it be spelled Sully or Sullie? No, I think it is Sully. Of course there's always Sulley. No, that's dumb. I'm sticking with Sully.

Changing his name to something we both liked seemed like a lot of effort and who likes doing paperwork?

Hubby didn't like Sully so we decided he would call him Dylan and I would call him Sully.

The end.

Editors Final Note: I'm not pregnant. 

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